Logic

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Fri May 09, 2014 5:06 pm

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Logical Thinking At It's Best !

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Woman to man: Do you drink beer ?

Man answer: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day ?

Man: Usually about 3.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer ?

Man: $5.00, which includes a tip.

Woman (This is where it gets scary ! ) : And how long have you been drinking ?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So........ a beer costs $5, and you have 3 beers a day - which puts your spending each month at $450.
In one year, it would add up to approximately $5400, correct ?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If, in 1 year, you spend $5400 not accounting for inflation - the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct ?

Man: Right.

Woman: Do you realize, that if you didn't drink so much beer, the beer money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account - which, with compounded interest over the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari ?

Man: Do you drink beer ?

Woman: No.

Man: Where's your Ferrari ?

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Mescalero · Post by **Mescalero** » Fri May 09, 2014 6:22 pm

I love it!

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sat May 10, 2014 10:37 am

Good one.....

Rifleman · Post by **Rifleman** » Sat May 10, 2014 10:47 am

LOL! That is too funny!

earlmck · Post by **earlmck** » Sat May 10, 2014 11:02 am

Pretty good, but I'm having trouble relating to a feller who pays $5 a beer. He's not a beer drinker: he's hanging out at titty bars.

My Hamms runs 1/10 that on sale at Bi-Mart.

FWiedner · Post by **FWiedner** » Sat May 10, 2014 11:44 am

earlmck wrote:Pretty good, but I'm having trouble relating to a feller who pays $5 a beer. He's not a beer drinker: he's hanging out at titty bars.

... and you're saying you can't relate to that... ?

Dang, Earl.

I bet you've already got a plot picked out and a headstone carved.

3leggedturtle · Post by **3leggedturtle** » Sat May 10, 2014 12:50 pm

Women are great at things like that. But get very defensive when you ask them why they will drive 7 miles to buy 2 candy bars, a bag of chips and 2 20oz pops for a total of $8.72 not counting gas and time. Yeah $5 is spendy, but you get good company, conversation, peace of mind and no one to greet you at the door and chew you out when getting home at 2 a.m.................... but how much does a divorce and giving away 3/4th's of your possesions add up to over a 20 year period. (well 1/4th of that time anyway)

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Sat May 10, 2014 4:23 pm

I couldn't buy a VW bug for what I've spent on beer for the last 20 years... the 20 before that... yeah, a Ferrari would be a distinct probability, and there wasn't a $5/beer among 'em, "gentleman's club" or not!

I'm reminded of the 65 year old man that asked his doctor, "do you think I'll live another 20 years?"

Doc: "do you smoke?"

Man: "no."

Doc: "do you drink?"

Man: "no."

Doc: "chase women?"

Man: "nope."

Doc: "why do you care?"

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Sat May 10, 2014 6:02 pm

GonnePhishin · Post by **GonnePhishin** » Sat May 10, 2014 7:05 pm

Simply....

yooper2 · Post by **yooper2** » Mon May 12, 2014 6:36 am

Yikes, a Blatz draft costs $1 at the local bar/burger joint. Sometimes they go on special for .50 cents.

Eric

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Mon May 12, 2014 9:11 am

yooper2 wrote:Yikes, a Blatz draft costs $1 at the local bar/burger joint. Sometimes they go on special for .50 cents.

Eric

Yeah, but $5 beer's are about the ambiance............

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gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Mon May 12, 2014 9:43 am

Average price of a pint in England is $5.59 that's pub prices, beer is cheaper in supermarkets, thankfully....

Mescalero · Post by **Mescalero** » Mon May 12, 2014 11:02 am

$5.59 a pint!
And it's warm!

Mescalero · Post by **Mescalero** » Mon May 12, 2014 11:03 am

But then it is either Nath or Gamekeeper that thinks me a heathen because I drink Vodka!

BrentD · Post by **BrentD** » Mon May 12, 2014 11:25 am

game keeper wrote:Average price of a pint in England is $5.59 that's pub prices, beer is cheaper in supermarkets, thankfully....

That is certainly not excessive relative to prices here for beer (though I'm not counting Millweiser and Buddiller products as beer).

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon May 12, 2014 11:33 am

yooper2 wrote:Yikes, a Blatz draft costs $1 at the local bar/burger joint. Sometimes they go on special for .50 cents.

Eric

Can you still get Blatz Cream Ale? I visited Eau Claire and they had it in the clubs in little bottles....great stuff.

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Mon May 12, 2014 12:14 pm

Mescalero wrote:$5.59 a pint!
And it's warm!

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?

A: Because Lucas Electrics makes their refrigerators.

Having owned several British motorcycles ( Triumph's & Norton's ), I can personally vouch for the (un) reliability of electical stuff made by Lucas - The Prince of Darkness.

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Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon May 12, 2014 12:19 pm

Pete44ru wrote:
Mescalero wrote:$5.59 a pint!
And it's warm!

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?

A: Because Lucas Electrics makes their refrigerators.

Having owned several British motorcycles ( Triumph's & Norton's ), I can personally vouch for the (un) reliability of electical stuff made by Lucas - The Prince of Darkness.

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A Bud had a restored MGTD....at night if it was moist/raining you could open the Bonnet and see the dancing blue lights

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Mon May 12, 2014 3:02 pm

Mescalero wrote:$5.59 a pint!
And it's warm!

Hey Mescalero, I live about four miles from a Coors Brewery, we can get cold beer here, Lucas don't make all the refrigerators over here....

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Mon May 12, 2014 3:07 pm

Mescalero wrote:$5.59 a pint!
And it's warm!

Hey Mescalero, I live about four and a half miles from a COORS BREWERY, we can get cold beer here, not all the refrigerators are made by Lucas.........

Mescalero · Post by **Mescalero** » Mon May 12, 2014 3:12 pm

Coors?
Really?
I toured the Coors Brewery in Golden Co. while I was in the process of being interviewed for Rocky Flats.
It was really cold and really good.

92&94 · Post by **92&94** » Tue May 13, 2014 12:07 pm

I got a tour of the Coors brewery in Golden too, about 1989. I was there with my dad, who asked the tour guide where they kept the mice (http://content.time.com/time/magazine/a ... 21,00.html for those who don't remember). He got a blank look

They still make Blatz? Wonders never cease. That and Piels were the cheapest of the cheap when I was in HS in Maine. Yeah, I wasn't supposed to be checking out the beer prices, or drinking it either, but we all did both

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Tue May 13, 2014 2:06 pm

I had a tour of my local Coors Brewery in Alton, Hampshire, UK, interesting and free samples......

Mescalero · Post by **Mescalero** » Tue May 13, 2014 2:12 pm

Is it real Coors or do they make something more " English "?

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Tue May 13, 2014 2:13 pm

game keeper wrote:I had a tour of my local Coors Brewery in Alton, Hampshire, UK, interesting and free samples......

My Unit did a tour of the OB Brewery in Seoul....Most of us didn't remember leaving, and we had no idea of how half a dozen Hostesses ended up on the bus back to Yongsan (EUSA HQ)....

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Tue May 13, 2014 2:40 pm

Now that's' what I'd call a TOUR........

piller · Post by **piller** » Tue May 13, 2014 4:22 pm

Only problem I can see is that I don't like beer. Tito's vodka from here in Texas is good, as is Tullamore Dew whiskey from Ireland. I have an Angry Orchard hard cider 2 or 3 times a week. If I took and used all the money that I have spent on those items, I would probably have spent it on something else that I enjoy. I don't really want a Ferrari, and cannot afford a Bugatti Veyron. Besides, wouldn't most of us be afraid of even scratching the paint if we owned a Ferrari?

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