HUMOR--- Ponderisms

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:34 pm

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

C. Cash · Post by **C. Cash** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:50 pm

I thought I was the only one who thought that way!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:52 pm

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:40 pm

Shucks you beat me to it I just got this from my wife today and was gonna post.

Yes I sang the song

95fan · Post by **95fan** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:35 am

thanks, I enjoyed that one.

Jeeps · Post by **Jeeps** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:18 am

I love those, some of them remind of my son when he was small, he could
ask the weirdest questions.

If it goes in your pocket and opens like a book, why is it called a wallet?

Gobblerforge · Post by **Gobblerforge** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:33 am

I've always wondered why light switches say on and off? You can't read it if the light is off and if the light is on, everybody knows it.
Gobbler

morgan in nm · Post by **morgan in nm** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:00 am

That is pretty dang funny.

I also have a question. Why do drive through ATM's have brail?

rjohns94 · Post by **rjohns94** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:18 am