Anyone Want A Dog ?

[Pete44ru]

DOG FOR SALE

A guy was driving around the backwoods of Montana, and sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'
He rang the doorbell, and the owner appeared, and told him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes around to the backyard, and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks the dog.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.'
'In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...........'

'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger - so I decided to settle down.'
' I signed got a job at an airport, doing some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.'
'I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'Then, I met a female Lab, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed - He goes back around to the front, and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard ! '


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[Blaine]

Groan....

[TedH]

An oldie but a good un.

[Borregos]

Oh my

[Mescalero]

I read it to my girlfriend and her daughter, they both laughed.

[gamekeeper]

[2ndovc]

Thanks for the laugh!!


jb

[bdhold]

I like it.

[O.S.O.K.]

I like it.