HUMOR - Book report
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- gundownunder
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HUMOR - Book report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books.............
'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:. .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: ..... Bill is a 6u115h1t artist.
Titanic: . ... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: .. Let's not go there.
Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:. .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: ..... Bill is a 6u115h1t artist.
Titanic: . ... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: .. Let's not go there.
Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
Bob
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Re: HUMOR - Book report
I kept my composure until that line and lost it!gundownunder wrote:
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
Of course, the Ice Queen may become the next President here in less than a year. God help us all!!!
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Re: HUMOR - Book report
NEAT PACOgundownunder wrote:Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books.............
'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:. .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: ..... Bill is a 6u115h1t artist.
Titanic: . ... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: .. Let's not go there.
Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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