OK, so I do live in Maine...
( Thanks be to God! )
Went into a gunshop in the People's Republik of Mass today with my best friend, where I knew I couldn't buy any firearms (without paying the shipping and transfer up to a Maine FLL), and I also knew that I could not buy any loaded ammo.
So I carried a box of bullets, or "heads" as the guy behind the counter called them, up to the counter.
Nope!!! I could not buy them without a Mass Permit!!!
Huh?!?!

Turns out, not only could I not buy those, they couldn't even sell me lead pellets or even -- get this -- plastic shotgun wads for reloading!!!

Not that I wanted the wads -- as I really wanted the bullets -- but the shop owner used those as an example of the extreme restrictions of Mass Gun Laws...
So my buddy says "Hey, no problem, I'll but them and you can pay me back later..."
Uh, ahem, sorry, but um, no can do to that! Once they knew I wanted the bullets, they wouldn't sell them to my friend either.
Oh yeah -- all of us in the shop all "felt much safer" by the way.
So since you can't buy "human shaped" silhouette targets in Mass either, I did the next best thing... I bought one of those "Zombie" targets that are getting popular. I think it was about the only thing I could legally buy there... (Gee, and it was printed on a plastic sheet too -- almost the same type as those "deadly" wads!)
Then we went over to my buddy's local range and posted it out at 15 yards, and wow -- it sure looked "almost human" to me at that range! It was really ugly though -- sorta like a Mass legislator! Which looked MUCH better when "ventilated"...

The guy behind the counter said as we were leaving... "You know, in many ways, it is even BETTER for gunowners in Kalifornina than it is in this state..."
I am SO GLAD I escaped from that state 20 years ago..................
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Later, as I crossed the big green bridge in Kittery, this sign greeted me...
"Welcome to Maine. The way life should be."
Amen to that!
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