I saw someone else on another forum say they thought it was in bad taste. I know that would never be a problem here. I mean forum members having bad taste.
I heard his last request was to be taken to the children's hospital.
What no MJ jokes?
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What no MJ jokes?
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
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Idahoser
Re: What no MJ jokes?
I think it's a publicity stunt for his upcoming 'comeback' tour.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
Written by Steven Spielberg no doubt.Idahoser wrote:I think it's a publicity stunt for his upcoming 'comeback' tour.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
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don Tomás
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
I think Pop Watts had about the best one:
+1 !Griff wrote:Pop Watts wrote:Farrah died and went to heaven.
St Peter said that because she had bought so much joy to all us menfolk down here during her lifetime he would grant her one wish.
She wished that all of the little children on earth would be safe - so God killed Michael Jackson.The sicko in me finds that exceedingly funny.
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I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
I guess we'll all be sick together 
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Re: What no MJ jokes?
Only thing I heard was that he wants to be cremated. Then he wanted his ashes dropped over Boystown!
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Jay Bird
Re: What no MJ jokes?
MJ died of food pioson,...................seems he ate some 12 year old nuts. 
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
I myself tend not to trash him being dead!
There was one station though where I watched this news lady which was talking about his life and she said "he has touched so many of our younger generation".After she said that, she kind of looked a little like "Oh boy, I wonder if they will catch onto that one"
There was one station though where I watched this news lady which was talking about his life and she said "he has touched so many of our younger generation".After she said that, she kind of looked a little like "Oh boy, I wonder if they will catch onto that one"
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
I'm just glad the idiot is gone. If that makes me "politically incorrect", too bad!
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
No comment.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
Because we are sick and twisted.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
All the jockeys at Flemington racecourse are wearing black armbands today,
in memory of MJ,
because he rode more three year olds than any one else they've ever known.
Actually I think he's gonna be fine in a day or two,
Doctors will give him a plastic heart to go along with his plastic head.
in memory of MJ,
because he rode more three year olds than any one else they've ever known.
Actually I think he's gonna be fine in a day or two,
Doctors will give him a plastic heart to go along with his plastic head.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
Thats what I get for telling Sixgun Jr. the joke and him seeing this post before me. He STOLE my thirty seconds of fame. Thats OK dude--you still 'da man!Sixgun jr wrote:MJ died of food pioson,...................seems he ate some 12 year old nuts.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
He doesn't even deserve jokes.
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
i pass
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
Darn where's the "Greaseman" when you need him !
He had a priceless comment when they came up with MLK day and bumped from radio !
Then he made a comment after the trial for the guys in Texas that drug the black guy behind their pickup and he got booted from the airwaves !
I am so so sure he had to say something about this one as well !
Well heck when they came out with MLK Day he said "lets kill 4 more and take a week off" perhaps this one could be added and they only need 3 more
He had a priceless comment when they came up with MLK day and bumped from radio !
Then he made a comment after the trial for the guys in Texas that drug the black guy behind their pickup and he got booted from the airwaves !
I am so so sure he had to say something about this one as well !
Well heck when they came out with MLK Day he said "lets kill 4 more and take a week off" perhaps this one could be added and they only need 3 more
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
June the 26th of 2009 well certainly go down in histroy as a "Thriller" of a day
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Re: What no MJ jokes?
They're melting him down to make Legos, so the little boys can play with him for a change!
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