What no MJ jokes?

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What no MJ jokes?

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I saw someone else on another forum say they thought it was in bad taste. I know that would never be a problem here. I mean forum members having bad taste.

I heard his last request was to be taken to the children's hospital.
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I think it's a publicity stunt for his upcoming 'comeback' tour.
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Idahoser wrote:I think it's a publicity stunt for his upcoming 'comeback' tour.
Written by Steven Spielberg no doubt.

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I think Pop Watts had about the best one:
Griff wrote:
Pop Watts wrote:Farrah died and went to heaven.
St Peter said that because she had bought so much joy to all us menfolk down here during her lifetime he would grant her one wish.
She wished that all of the little children on earth would be safe - so God killed Michael Jackson.
:twisted: The sicko in me finds that exceedingly funny.
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I guess we'll all be sick together :lol:
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Only thing I heard was that he wants to be cremated. Then he wanted his ashes dropped over Boystown! :lol:
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MJ died of food pioson,...................seems he ate some 12 year old nuts. :mrgreen:
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I myself tend not to trash him being dead!
There was one station though where I watched this news lady which was talking about his life and she said "he has touched so many of our younger generation".After she said that, she kind of looked a little like "Oh boy, I wonder if they will catch onto that one" :shock:
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I'm just glad the idiot is gone. If that makes me "politically incorrect", too bad!
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Why are we are we waisting band width on this wacko"?

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No comment.
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Because we are sick and twisted.
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All the jockeys at Flemington racecourse are wearing black armbands today,
in memory of MJ,
because he rode more three year olds than any one else they've ever known.


Actually I think he's gonna be fine in a day or two,
Doctors will give him a plastic heart to go along with his plastic head.
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Sixgun jr wrote:MJ died of food pioson,...................seems he ate some 12 year old nuts. :mrgreen:
Thats what I get for telling Sixgun Jr. the joke and him seeing this post before me. He STOLE my thirty seconds of fame. Thats OK dude--you still 'da man! :D
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He doesn't even deserve jokes.
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i pass
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Darn where's the "Greaseman" when you need him !

He had a priceless comment when they came up with MLK day and bumped from radio !

Then he made a comment after the trial for the guys in Texas that drug the black guy behind their pickup and he got booted from the airwaves !

I am so so sure he had to say something about this one as well !

Well heck when they came out with MLK Day he said "lets kill 4 more and take a week off" perhaps this one could be added and they only need 3 more :shock:
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June the 26th of 2009 well certainly go down in histroy as a "Thriller" of a day :lol: :lol: :lol:
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They're melting him down to make Legos, so the little boys can play with him for a change!
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