A man wearing a business suit walks up to Santa.
Santa ,busy quickly says "Can I help You"?
The man says "I'm from the FAA and I'm here to give you a Checkride".
OH NO !! Santa says I don't have time for that tonight, it's my busiest night
of the whole year!!
The FAA man says it is either a Checkride now or you don't fly.
"OK" says Santa at least help me load up and then you can watch me as I work tonight.
The sleigh is finally loaded. Santa climbs into the seat followed by the FAA man.
As the FAA man sits down he pulls a 44 Mag out and lays it on his lap.
Horrified, Santa says "What's that for"?
The FAA man says "I probably shouldn't tell you this but ..............
You're going to lose one on takeoff".
