listening to the radio over breakfast
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listening to the radio over breakfast
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
They hear the announcer say,"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through." Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through." Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park.......... Then the power goes out.
Norman 's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
They hear the announcer say,"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through." Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through." Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park.......... Then the power goes out.
Norman 's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Re: listening to the radio over breakfast
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Re: listening to the radio over breakfast
Ding Ding Ding we have a winner!!!!!
Really Baby, I swear that it just followed me home.
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Re: listening to the radio over breakfast
That was a good one.
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Re: listening to the radio over breakfast
Somebody is trying to get in trouble here.
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Re: listening to the radio over breakfast
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
Re: listening to the radio over breakfast
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Re: listening to the radio over breakfast
thats funny right there
Mike Johnson,
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot