Humor- Squirrel hunting

[Rusty]

A bunch of guys were talking about going squirrel hunting at work one day. One fellow was just sitting there taking it all in. It was clear he wasn't a hunter. One of the guys, Bob got him off alone later and asked him if he'd ever been squirrel hunting to which he replied no. So Bob offered to take him.
The next Saturday they met at a local diner and headed for the woods. When they got out of their trucks the new comer was surprised to see that Bob didn't have a gun. So Bob explained that he wasn't going to use a gun he was going to ugly down the squirrels. Bob said just watch so they slowly made their way through the woods till they heard a squirrel in a tree. The new comer watched as Bob made his way around the tree until Bob and the squirrel were face to face then Bob took a deep breath and screwed his face up something terrible. The squirrel went stiff and just fell out of the tree. The new comer just stood there in utter amazement. Bob retrieved the squirrel and walked back to his friend, then see that's how we do it. He just couldn't believe it he said man that's just awesome I've never heard of anything like that before. Are you the only one that does that around here? Bob said no, I used to bring my wife with me too but she messes 'em up too bad.

[salvo]

[Duff L Bagg]

[gamekeeper]

[Jaguarundi]

[Borregos]

[Ysabel Kid]

Now, where did I put that head-smacking smiley?