News: Bad, Good, and Great

BlaineCGarverakaTubbyTuba · Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:57 am

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 15 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:02 am

.
thats bad

PaperPatch · Post by **PaperPatch** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:35 am

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:49 am

ouch!

WCF3030 · Post by **WCF3030** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:11 pm

Now that is funny.

Haycock · Post by **Haycock** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:22 pm

That is FUNNY AS H**L!!!!! I LOL!!!!!! Guess that makes me a bit of a wacko, cuz it is a pretty sick joke......

Haycock

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:45 pm

Funny, yes... but I firs heard it from an Aussi, and rather than Crabs it was Shrimp... but still...

kimwcook · Post by **kimwcook** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:54 pm

That's to funny, I'm going to have to tell the wife.

copen · Post by **copen** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:08 pm

DARN YOU MAN!.......You know what it feels like blowin Miller High Life out your nose?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:24 pm

Copen,
You need to learn to only take drinks while the screen is loading.

Rusty <><

marlinman93 · Post by **marlinman93** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:52 pm

Now I know why you're single Tubby!

BlaineCGarverakaTubbyTuba · Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:04 pm

marlinman93 wrote:Now I know why you're single Tubby!

Not really....If women are busy doing their chores, they don't have time to read these jokes that the men enjoy....