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Greenhorn joke of the week.

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An oldtimer was heading in to his favorite lick one snowy morning. He came upon a couple of greenhorns dragging a nice buck by its hind legs toward the road. He complimented them on the nice deer but politely didn't mention that maybe 4 holes was a bit too many.

He pointed out to them that if they dragged the buck by the antlers the hair would lay flat and it would drag a lot easier in the skiff of snow.

As he was heading out late day he ran into the pair again miles from their truck. One of them thanked him for the trick as the deer sure towed nicely. He added "the only problem is we are getting farther from our truck!"
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I may have met those guys.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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I think you ran into my cousins :roll:
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game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm certian I have! :P :P
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Griff wrote:
game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm certian I have! :P :P

Me too :D
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That's like the greenhorns who stumbled across a good fishing hole/spot - then to remember where it was, marked an "X" on the side of their boat................... :roll:



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I think you guys have "greenhorns" mixed up with "Polish people".----6

Did you guys hear about the two Pollocks walking down the street. When they got to the corner, there was a dog bent over licking his private parts.

The one Pollock says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that".

The other Pollock says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?" :D
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Naw - the 2nd Polack said: "Yeah, me too - but I'm afraid he'd bite me" . . :mrgreen: . :mrgreen:


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Pete44ru wrote:.
Naw - the 2nd Polack said: "Yeah, me too - but I'm afraid he'd bite me" . . :mrgreen: . :mrgreen:
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Ha! That made my day. :D :D :D -----6
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game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've hunted with those guys............
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These two polocks got lost deer hunting. One said I heard the thing to do is shoot three times in the air. They tried that a couple times. They waited and no answering help. One told the other to try again. He said I cant. I am out of arrows.
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Canuck Bob, I heard about these guys, but they weren't greenhorns, they were Newfies...
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Can anyone tell me why they spell polish and polish the same?
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in Poland they are telling "American" jokes:

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?


ONE :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Did you know there is no ice in Poland?

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QCI Winchesters wrote:Canuck Bob, I heard about these guys, but they weren't greenhorns, they were Newfies...
Well if the truth were known I did wimp out and go the PC route. Originally called them Yank trophy hunters!! Whoops did I say that out loud!!! :twisted:
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"I'm proud to be a Pollack" - no, wait: "I'm proud to be a Polok" - no, wait: "I'm proud to be a Pollock - no, wait: "I'm proud to be a Polack" ! . :mrgreen:




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Pete44ru wrote:.

"I'm proud to be a Pollack" - no, wait - "I'm proud to be a Polok" - no, wait - "I'm proud to be a Pollock - no, wait - "I'm proud to be a Polack" ! . :mrgreen:




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Now that is funny. I didn't realize you could compliment a Polish person with so many regal titles!
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Lassiter wrote:
game keeper wrote:I may have met those guys.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've hunted with those guys............
Yeah, my brother Darryl, and my other brother, Darryl. :lol:
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Canuck Bob wrote:An oldtimer was heading in to his favorite lick one snowy morning. He came upon a couple of greenhorns dragging a nice buck by its hind legs toward the road. He complimented them on the nice deer but politely didn't mention that maybe 4 holes was a bit too many.

He pointed out to them that if they dragged the buck by the antlers the hair would lay flat and it would drag a lot easier in the skiff of snow.

As he was heading out late day he ran into the pair again miles from their truck. One of them thanked him for the trick as the deer sure towed nicely. He added "the only problem is we are getting farther from our truck!"


I think I know where their truck is parked. . . . . . I think the plates have expired.
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Sixgun wrote:I think you guys have "greenhorns" mixed up with "Polish people".----6

Did you guys hear about the two Pollocks walking down the street. When they got to the corner, there was a dog bent over licking his private parts.

The one Pollock says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that".

The other Pollock says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?" :D

Why do Pollock's all have SKI to end their last names??

Because they can't spell Toboggan

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Chicago journalist Mike Royko, one of our most notable celebrities of Polish ancestry once wrote a column defending the use of the term 'Pollock' in referring to people from Poland. He pointed out that the word is actually the Polish word for themselves and not a slur.
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Not only is my wife Polish, genuine-we were married in Warsaw, she also happens to be a blond. Fortunately she has a sense of humor.
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