A MAN IN A FLORIDA SUPERMARKET WANTED TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
THE VERY YOUNG PRODUCE ASSISTANT TELLS HIM THAT THEY SELL ONLY WHOLE HEADS OF LETTUCE.
THE MAN PERSISTS AND ASKS TO SEE THE MANAGER.
THE BOY SAYS HE'LL ASK HIS MANAGER ABOUT IT.
WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM, THE BOY SAID TO HIS MANAGER, 'SOME RAVING MORON WANTS TO BUY
HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE', AND AS HE FINISHED HIS SENTENCE, HE TURNED TO FIND THE MAN STANDING
RIGHT BEHIND HIM, SO HE ADDED, 'AND THIS GENTLEMAN HAS KINDLY OFFERED TO BUY THE OTHER HALF.'
THE MANAGER APPROVED THE DEAL, AND THE MAN WENT ON HIS WAY.
LATER THE MANAGER SAID TO THE BOY, 'I WAS IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY YOU GOT YOURSELF OUT OF THAT
SITUATION EARLIER. WE LIKE PEOPLE WHO THINK ON THEIR FEET AROUND HERE. WHERE ARE YOU FROM, SON?'
'CANADA , SIR,' THE BOY REPLIED.
'WELL, WHY DID YOU LEAVE CANADA ?' THE MANAGER ASKED.
THE BOY SAID, 'SIR, THERE'S NOTHING BUT WHORES AND HOCKEY PLAYERS UP THERE.'
'REALLY?' SAID THE MANAGER. 'MY WIFE IS FROM CANADA .'
'NO KIDDING ?' REPLIED THE BOY. 'WHO'D SHE PLAY FOR?'
Lettuce, Hockey Players, Cannucks, Etc.....
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That is tops! 
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" Tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"
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Re: Lettuce, Hockey Players, Cannucks, Etc.....
Where do you guys find this stuff? 
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Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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Good one...
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Now that was impressive!
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cedars and a magnificent Whitetail buck framed in the semi-buckhorn sights of a 120-year old Winchester.
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BlaineG...ssshhhhhhhhhh...the Canadians can hear you from where I sit... :)