Humor Panhandlers

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:27 pm

Enjoy

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.....

They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long
as Jose, but only collects $2 to $3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do
you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Jose says,..."Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos sign reads "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Jose says "No wonder you only get $2-$3 dollars."

Carlos says "So what does your sign say?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign.

It reads," I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico."

Kansas Ed · Post by **Kansas Ed** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:35 pm

Ohhhh...I like that one

J Miller · Post by **J Miller** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:36 pm

Maybe I should try that. I might make enough to move back to Arizona.

Well.............. it works for Jose.

Joe