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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.....
They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long
as Jose, but only collects $2 to $3 dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do
you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says,..."Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos sign reads "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
Jose says "No wonder you only get $2-$3 dollars."
Carlos says "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign.
It reads," I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico."
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Jeremy
GySgt USMC Ret
To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
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GySgt USMC Ret
To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
Semper Fidelis