OT - (Humor) - The Farmer and the Plane Crash

[AJMD429]

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm
in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally
destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that
bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no
remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far
away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's
tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the
tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President
of the United States?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done
buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying
he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies..."

[J Miller]

All I can say to that one is:



J e

[Ysabel Kid]

Priceless!

[Rusty]

Be still my heart

[Rube Burrows]

[RIHMFIRE]

[rjohns94]

thats funny right there.

[piller]

[M. M. Wright]

[LeverBob]

I like Hank..

LB

[Sixgun]

Doc, Thats great but its a new spin to an old yarn here's the way I heard it back in the seventies.-------

blah, blah, blah....farmer with a tractor full of, well, you know

farmer goes to town with the same story as yours.

yea, you know how those &^%%$#@ lie. ---------------Ha!----------Sixgun

[Gabby]

[Blaine]

Love it....