OT - Gallows Humor

Welcome to the Leverguns.Com Forum. This is a high-class place so act respectable. We discuss most anything here ... politely.

Moderators: AmBraCol, Hobie

Forum rules
Welcome to the Leverguns.Com General Discussions Forum. This is a high-class place so act respectable. We discuss most anything here other than politics... politely.

Please post political post in the new Politics forum.
Post Reply
GoatGuy
Senior Levergunner
Posts: 1002
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:28 pm
Location: Arkansas Ozark Mts

OT - Gallows Humor

Post by GoatGuy »

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack
full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood
and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer
without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight
at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very
scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?' There are a few moments
of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head
down said, 'My wife got a pretty good look at you.'
"If a man does away with his traditional way of living and throws away his good customs, he had better first make certain that he has something of value to replace them." - Basuto proverb.
Top
User avatar
Ysabel Kid
Moderator
Posts: 28679
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:10 pm
Location: South Carolina, USA
Contact:
Contact Ysabel Kid

Re: OT - Gallows Humor

Post by Ysabel Kid »

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Image
Top
User avatar
okdee
Levergunner 2.0
Posts: 240
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:26 pm
Location: Houston, Texas

Re: OT - Gallows Humor

Post by okdee »

Ohhhhh. Thats cold! :( :shock: :o 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:
FAMILY
NRA LIFE
TSRA
SASS
HGCA
Life is Grand! Live it!

OKDEE
Top
User avatar
RIHMFIRE
Advanced Levergunner
Posts: 7730
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:51 am
Location: Florida

Re: OT - Gallows Humor

Post by RIHMFIRE »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
that something you would hear on Benny Hill
LETS GO SHOOT'N BOYS
Top
User avatar
Borregos
Advanced Levergunner
Posts: 4756
Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:40 am
Location: Ontario, Canada

Re: OT - Gallows Humor

Post by Borregos »

RIHMFIRE wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
that something you would hear on Benny Hill
+1
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Top
stretch
Advanced Levergunner
Posts: 2374
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:15 pm

Re: OT - Gallows Humor

Post by stretch »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, but I like that one!

-Stretch
Top
User avatar
Blaine
Posting leader...
Posts: 30498
Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:22 pm
Location: Still Deciding

Re: OT - Gallows Humor

Post by Blaine »

Oprah just had a spasm.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First

Proud Life Member Of:
NRA
Second Amendment Foundation
Citizens Committee For The Right To Keep And Bear Arms
DAV
Top
User avatar
Ysabel Kid
Moderator
Posts: 28679
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:10 pm
Location: South Carolina, USA
Contact:
Contact Ysabel Kid

Re: OT - Gallows Humor

Post by Ysabel Kid »

BlaineG wrote:Oprah just had a spasm.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Makes it even better! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Image
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Discussion”