Humor - A blonde clerk in the pharmacy

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Humor - A blonde clerk in the pharmacy

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A pharmacists comes up front from working in the back all morning and sees a customer leaning against the wall looking troubled. He asks the blonde clerk what the guys story was.

The blonde clerk responds, 'Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of liquid laxative.'

The pharmacist yells, 'You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!'

The blonde clerk responds, 'Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough.'

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Post by oregon73 »

That's terrible! :D :D :D :D :D

I loved it!

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Why is that us humans find hilarity in someone else's troubles? The worse the trouble, the funnier we find it!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He would be in big trouble if he sneezed :shock:
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Gobblerforge »

Griff. It's not the trouble we find so hillarious, it's the twist and situation that makes the joke. This one takes your line of thought from simple, annoying, coughing, instantly compounding it with diarea. Perfectly allowing us adults to jump back to third grade for a second and enjoy some silly, harmless, potty humor.
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:D :D :D
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Post by RIHMFIRE »

thats a good one
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Post by Andrew »

That was good, I laughed out loud! :lol:
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