HUMOR - State of our Political Parties

w30wcf · Post by **w30wcf** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:50 pm

Got this in an email and thought I would share it.

Here is a humorous take on our political parties.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!"

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well" said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:57 pm

How true! Only the Republican politicians are pretty much as bad as the Democrat (politicians and citizens alike)!

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:05 pm

And a Libertarian would have been happily paying the Toll on Private Interstate 15 so he could blow past both of the idiots at 157mph in a high performance, fuel efficient car developed by unregulated, market-driven industry...

That is unless he'd rther have taken the condor-annoying hypersonic scramjet.

Idahoser · Post by **Idahoser** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:46 am

Bitmap · Post by **Bitmap** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:52 am

Idahoser wrote:
Old Ironsights wrote:And a Libertarian would have been happily paying the Toll on Private Interstate 15 so he could blow past both of the idiots at 157mph in a high performance, fuel efficient car developed by unregulated, market-driven industry...

That is unless he'd rther have taken the condor-annoying hypersonic scramjet.
Those libertarians need to quit hogging all that great stuff to themselves, I say we nationalize the libertarians so we can have FREE SCRAMJETS FOR ALL!!!

Don't you know that the evil, rich oil companies bought up all the patents needed to make a high performance, fuel efficient car and they won't let anyone have the technology?