OT - Biker Humor!!

[GoatGuy]

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks 'and' a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams, indignantly, "Look Dad, you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley"!

"YOU RIDE IT!"

[AmBraCol]

[Blaine]

(but funny)

[Bear 45/70]

(but funny)

Blaine's biggest complaint is that his daughter won't ride with him.

Blaine, just remember; "I'd rather have a sister in a whore house or in real estate than ride a Honda."

[Blaine]

Built in America



That Artic Dump of yours was Hecho in Meh-Hee-Ko, right? From what I seen, that thing spends more time tires up and you dented up than gettin' rode

[Bear 45/70]

Built in America



That Artic Dump of yours was Hecho in Meh-Hee-Ko, right? From what I seen, that thing spends more time tires up and you dented up than gettin' rode

Made in the USA.

Arctic Cat Inc.
601 Brooks Avenue South
Thief River Falls, MN 56701



At least I don't squeal like an eight year old girl when I dump the thing.

[marlin shooter]

(but funny)

Tubby
Are those oil spots under your bike? Just kidding!
Karl

[JReed]

Not a Harley guy but still funny

[TedH]

Are those oil spots under your bike?

It wouldn't be a Harley without them!

[Blaine]

Are those oil spots under your bike?

It wouldn't be a Harley without them!

Not a Harley....That was a parking lot by Denny's in Shelton..not my oil...I don't think Harleys drip much oil anymore, either.... I'll put in almost 4qts of Mobil 1 or Amsoil and 6-7000 miles later, almost 4 qts come out again.

[Ysabel Kid]

Sounds like something my daughter would say (6 going on 16... )

[Wind]

The subject of oil spots got me to remembering what an English Captain friend of mine told me once. He said the reason the Brits don't build computers is because they can't get them to leak oil all over the place! Ex-lover of Norton's and TR4A's... Wind

[txpete]

perfect.

[winchester1886]

Nah Nah Nah Big Jap bikes rule, there will be bullets coming out of the computer any minute. I best gooooooooooooooo.

[txpete]

nothing wrong with jap bikes...but nothing sounds like a harley... no matter how hard the japs try .
pete

[Pete44ru]

[Ex-lover of Norton's] - +1 Oh YEAH !

It was very hard, when I had to give up my 850 sNorter Commando - all two-wheeling, actually (vertigo attacks).

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[Blaine]

[Ex-lover of Norton's] - +1 Oh YEAH !

It was very hard, when I had to give up my 850 sNorter Commando - all two-wheeling, actually (vertigo attacks).

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Should have got a Hardly Davidson...they don't go enough to cause vertigo

[DennisD]

The subject of oil spots got me to remembering what an English Captain friend of mine told me once. He said the reason the Brits don't build computers is because they can't get them to leak oil all over the place!

I can agree with that. My "77 Triumph always has it's piece of old carpet under it to absorb the "markings" and keep them off my garage floor. None of my Harleys ever leaked a drop (well, except for when my '02 Heritage blew a front fork seal; that made quite a mess when I pulled it back into the garage).

[Ben_Rumson]

The way I heard it was that the Brits couldn't even make an OIL CAN that didn't leak!
Now, my lil 750cc Harley was made to deliberately leak oil.. Limited loss system that dripped oil on the primary chain.. Then out of the primary cover into a puddle on the ground.. no puddle under bike means time to add more oil

[JustaJeepGuy]

I used to have a '77 Bonneville. A Silver Jubilee.....I miss that thing.

[txpete]

if it was leaking it didn't have any oil in it.
pic from 69

[Old Ironsights]

My first bike was a Honda CB400.

My next bike was a Yamaha 650 Special.

The bike I want is a Yamaha TW200.

When Harley (or any US mfg) makes a decent Crossover/Iron Horse, I'll look into it.

(I really like(d) the Triumph Bonneville, but they really aren't good crossover material... great for commuting, lousy over rocks.)

I can't fix any of them anyway, so "wrench friendly/required is a non-starter...

[Rusty]

I heard Hondas are made for riddin. Harley's are made for pushin, that's why they have those wide fuel tanks.

[Bear 45/70]

How can you tell if a guy owns a Harley?

He has a pickup truck and a ramp.

How can you tell if a guy owns a Harley and has a brother that owns one too?

He has a pickup with a ramp and a trailer.

[Blaine]

How can you tell if a guy owns a Harley?

He has a pickup truck and a ramp.

How can you tell if a guy owns a Harley and has a brother that owns one too?

He has a pickup with a ramp and a trailer.

I'm surprised Old Pete is so chubby.....pushing a Hardly around is good exercise

[Bear 45/70]

Isn't Harley another name for farm equipment?