HUMOR - Terrorist Arrested At JFK

[Blaine]

Teacher Arrested at JFK - -

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"

When asked to comment on the arrest, Senator Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." Democratic leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.

[RKrodle]

[Borregos]

Love it

[TedH]

[Griff]

[cshold]

Good One

[505stevec]

[RIHMFIRE]

your kill'n me

[mescalero1]

Good funny

[stretch]

THAT - is funny!!

[Ysabel Kid]

I think I peed me kilt over that one!

[jeepnik]

Imagine what would have happened if he'd had one of them fast acting assault slide rules. Why, they's have had to ground every plane in the US. Yea, that was a really brilliant move. Sorta accomplished exactly what they wanted.

[Old Savage]

If only Ganjiro would post some dancing girls for this one.

[Naphtali]

Teacher Arrested at JFK - -

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"

When asked to comment on the arrest, Senator Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." Democratic leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.

Wonderful humor. An adult version of our 4th-grade classic:
When you're dancin' with your honey /
And your nose is kind've runny. /
Don't think it's very funny /
'Cause its-not.

Yeah, we were lame in those days.

[Bogie35]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[Paladin]

Great!!!!

[Rustolium]

Sendin this one to my Dad!