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COSteve
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Blonde
What do you call a Blonde that dyes her hair Brown?
Artificial Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence
Steve
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Travel is Our Passion: 83 Countries and All 50 States Visited
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are
18 Years into My New Career; 'Gentleman at Leisure'
Travel is Our Passion: 83 Countries and All 50 States Visited
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are
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Re: Blonde
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle!
Shine a flashlight in their ear!
Shine a flashlight in their ear!
Gettin old ain't for sissies!
There just has to be dogs in heaven !
There just has to be dogs in heaven !
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Scott Tschirhart
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Re: Blonde
Miss Kathy laughed out loud!
Re: Blonde
My personal favorite -
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a female police officer, also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“Remind me, what does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a small square compact mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde officer looked into the mirror, then handed it back saying,
“Ok, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a police officer too”
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a female police officer, also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“Remind me, what does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a small square compact mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde officer looked into the mirror, then handed it back saying,
“Ok, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a police officer too”
Re: Blonde
I also like those "anti-type blonde" jokes which draw you into them then in the end the blonde is much more clever than expected.....
A somewhat trophy blonde pulled her ferrari convertible into a long term parking garage and was told that the price, including insurance would be $500 for the time she would be abroad on holiday. So she smiles a dazzling smile and backs out of the cavernous garage entrance and happens to notice the storefront of a title loan establishment adjacent to the garage entrance. She goes in and secures a $50 loan for six months on her glossy italian convertible that cost her sugar daddy some half-millions.
With summer over, the somewhat trophy blonde returns to the states and promptly redeems her precious auto from the usurious loan shark by repaying both the exorbitant vigorish and the juice as they say on the streets. The loan shark shakes his head at the obviously well to do dumb blonde and cannot resist chiding her for taking-out the unnecessary loan as he calls the garage attendant to fetch the car.
The car soon appears a bit dusty but otherwise safe and undamaged.
The loanshark says, "that u.s. grant bill cost you two franklins."
To which she demurely replied, "and you securely storing my car for three months saved me $300 !"
A somewhat trophy blonde pulled her ferrari convertible into a long term parking garage and was told that the price, including insurance would be $500 for the time she would be abroad on holiday. So she smiles a dazzling smile and backs out of the cavernous garage entrance and happens to notice the storefront of a title loan establishment adjacent to the garage entrance. She goes in and secures a $50 loan for six months on her glossy italian convertible that cost her sugar daddy some half-millions.
With summer over, the somewhat trophy blonde returns to the states and promptly redeems her precious auto from the usurious loan shark by repaying both the exorbitant vigorish and the juice as they say on the streets. The loan shark shakes his head at the obviously well to do dumb blonde and cannot resist chiding her for taking-out the unnecessary loan as he calls the garage attendant to fetch the car.
The car soon appears a bit dusty but otherwise safe and undamaged.
The loanshark says, "that u.s. grant bill cost you two franklins."
To which she demurely replied, "and you securely storing my car for three months saved me $300 !"
Re: Blonde
Hydrogen peroxide used to come with a warning that it lowered intelligence upon application to hair.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: Blonde
Has anyone else noticed the prevalence of fake blondes on fox news ? Most all are quite attractive but some of them need to groom those dark, near unibrows. It's like leonid brezhnev has a bunch of smart, leggy little sisters.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FpypTXccG ... hvdw%3D%3D
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GunnyMack
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Re: Blonde
I can still hear my dear ol Dad, belly laughing when he heard
How do you know a blonde was using your computer?
There is white out on the screen!
How do you know a blonde was using your computer?
There is white out on the screen!
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
Re: Blonde
I have three sisters. The oldest is a brunette, the middle is a red head and my youngest is a blonde.
The brunette is very smart.
The red head is diabolical.
The blonde is a bubbly, vivacious, pixie.
Folks tend to think she's a "typical" blonde. Actually she is the smartest of the bunch and suckers folks in every time.
The brunette is very smart.
The red head is diabolical.
The blonde is a bubbly, vivacious, pixie.
Folks tend to think she's a "typical" blonde. Actually she is the smartest of the bunch and suckers folks in every time.
Jeepnik AKA "Old Eyes"
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad