The Rapture Was Supposed to Happen on the 23rd or 24th

JimT · Post by **JimT** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 12:25 pm

Anyone missing?
This will be the 5th Rapture I've missed! At least since I started counting.
I think if you miss 6 in a row you get the 7th one free.

Scott Tschirhart · Post by **Scott Tschirhart** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:04 pm

Guess I missed it.

gcs · Post by **gcs** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:11 pm

The Jehovahs guessed wrong?...again?, lol

JimT · Post by **JimT** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:32 pm

gcs wrote: ↑Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:11 pm The Jehovahs guessed wrong?...again?, lol

No. Not this time. The fundamentalists have been just as busy as others setting dates. They don't get much press anymore though.

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 2:55 pm

Well dang, I'm still here.

ywaltzucanrknrl · Post by **ywaltzucanrknrl** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 3:34 pm

Well, their record for predictions is almost as bad as John Kerry's and Al Gore's climate predictions.

GunnyMack · Post by **GunnyMack** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 3:37 pm

I've been in the basement loading ammo all day, guess they couldn't find me.

jeepnik · Post by **jeepnik** » Thu Sep 25, 2025 6:17 pm

Woke up in pain. Guess I'm still here. You know the old saying. If you wake up and nothing hurts, you're dead.