A guy gets up in the morning to find his girlfriend is already up and watching the news. She seems really upset and he says "Hey honey... what's the matter?"
She says, "Two Brazilian skydivers were killed in an accident!"
He said, "That's awful!"
And she replied, "I know. How many is a Brazilian?"
Accident
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gamekeeper
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Re: Accident
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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Bill in Oregon
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Re: Accident
Coffee! I need strong, black coffee!
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GunnyMack
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Re: Accident
Let's see, thousand, million, billion, trillion BRAZILIAN, gazillion
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
Re: Accident
Well, you'd think after first plane load they'd quit, but?
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life"
"Better drawdown Alvin!"
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"Better drawdown Alvin!"
"If you gotta shoot, shoot don't talk"
Conservative since day one and until the last!
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Griff
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Re: Accident
Griff,
SASS/CMSA #93
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GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
SASS/CMSA #93
NRA Patron
GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
Re: Accident
Make that an IRISH coffee!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Accident
I know quite few people who stand behind the woman waiting for an answer! We never really had a need for a vocabulary of numbers like that until they started reporting the National Debt!
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life"
"Better drawdown Alvin!"
"If you gotta shoot, shoot don't talk"
Conservative since day one and until the last!
"Better drawdown Alvin!"
"If you gotta shoot, shoot don't talk"
Conservative since day one and until the last!
Re: Accident
Wife must be blonde.
Jeepnik AKA "Old Eyes"
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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