This may describe some here ... no names please ...

[JimT]

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[Bill in Oregon]

Hee-hee. Far Side never fails to bring a chuckle. My brother sent this one this morning:

[samsi]

There are so many good ones it's hard to pick a favorite.The bears lost in the city with "Well, we're lost. It's only a matter of time before someone shoots us" still makes me laugh and I get a lot of use out of The School for the Mechanically Declined at work.

[Sixgun]

It’s not meant to be laughed at….intelligent people have no common sense………and anymore, not much anyone has it. I’d go as far to say the only people in the world who has common sense is me and Jim T.
Everyone else is stupid, or as the Italians say, “stupido. ——-now put that under your hat…….

[JimT]

I dunno ... I've pushed a few PULL doors in my day.

[1894cfan]

I'm not the brightest bulb in the box, but I'm smarter than the average democrat! And I just keep on reloading!

[samsi]

It’s not meant to be laughed at….intelligent people have no common sense………and anymore, not much anyone has it. I’d go as far to say the only people in the world who has common sense is me and Jim T.
Everyone else is stupid, or as the Italians say, “stupido. ——-now put that under your hat…….

Along the same lines, I had a supervisor who used to say "you and me are the only sane ones in this whole outfit". Problem was, he wasn't sane at all (I'll refrain from providing examples), don't know what it says about me...

[.45colt]

I Love it when I pull up to a traffic light and there is a dimwit sitting in the crosswalk way ahead of the sensors buried in the street, wondering why the light don't turn Green.......Duh......You can't teach it............................... .

[Pitchy]

Watch out for the guy that pulls on the push door for ten minutes then goes and calls the store owner and tells him to unlock the door so he can get in.

[DadsMod12]

There is some truth to that cartoon. I worked at a research foundation for two summers while I was in college. I worked with an electrical engineer, my dad said you could always tell when his wife went to visit her sister. He would wear plaids and stripes together. My favorite memory was when he wore brown shoes. They didn't match, not even close.

[Sixgun]

It’s not meant to be laughed at….intelligent people have no common sense………and anymore, not much anyone has it. I’d go as far to say the only people in the world who has common sense is me and Jim T.
Everyone else is stupid, or as the Italians say, “stupido. ——-now put that under your hat…….

Along the same lines, I had a supervisor who used to say "you and me are the only sane ones in this whole outfit". Problem was, he wasn't sane at all (I'll refrain from providing examples), don't know what it says about me...

Yep, that’s the point…….we’re are a bunch of animals.”D

[AJMD429]

I'm not the brightest bulb in the box, but I'm smarter than the average democrat!

...so's the average piece of pea gravel....

[piller]

Sadly, that is true.

[1894cfan]

I'm not the brightest bulb in the box, but I'm smarter than the average democrat!

...so's the average piece of pea gravel....

Too true! Don't say much for democrat sheeple, now does it? At least I'm no lemming!

[Ysabel Kid]

I dunno ... I've pushed a few PULL doors in my day.

So, I'm standing post at church today. Guy comes in, passes the Men's room door, goes to the elevator door, and starts pushing. Door won't open, so he pushes harder. Still won't open, so he steps back and I'm afraid he's going to kick the door, so I cough, do the "ahem", and point to the door he just passed.