Two old retired doctors, one 72 and one 75, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 75-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even breathing hard. The younger man was amazed at the guy’s stamina, and asked him for his secret.
"Rye bread does the trick. I eat it every day. It keeps your energy level high, and you’ll have great stamina when it comes to the ladies!”
So, on his way home, the 72-year-old stopped at a local bakery and took a number.
When his number was called, the saleslady asked him what he’d like.
“Do you have any rye bread?”
“Yes, and it’s fresh-baked.”
“Well, I’d like five loaves.”
“My goodness, five loaves?! By the time you get to the third loaf, it’ll be hard.”
Smacking his forehead, the man said: “I can’t believe everybody knows about this but me!”
Rye bread
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Re: Rye bread
Stealing.
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Re: Rye bread
Well, that sure makes sense. God Bless.
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Re: Rye bread
wow ... :O
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Re: Rye bread
Ergot, he got stoned...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
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מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
Re: Rye bread
Went to buy some today but didn't have the dough!
What in the wild world of sports is going on here