Little Mohammad Goes To School

[Blaine]

Eight-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
you're in Ireland now," replied the teacher. "So from now on you will be known as Mike."
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland, and now my name is Mike."
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion?
Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.
Then she called his father, who beat him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two dang Muslims."

[gamekeeper]

[M. M. Wright]

[Booger Bill]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[plowboy 45]

[Daisyman]

[Ysabel Kid]

Oh that is priceless!

[FWiedner]

True story...

[David]

My friend told me his son came home from school the other day (true story) and asked him if he knew what a Mexican's favorite sport was, I thought about it a second and before he could answer I busted a gut. His kid in in grade school so I guess there's some hope;

[JohndeFresno]

[Paladin]

I liked it.