Making the rounds

[Bill in Oregon]

I got a chuckle out of most of these:

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. – W.H. Auden

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by looking at her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If you find one what's your plan?

[TedH]

[Chuck 100 yd]

Good one!

[Blaine]

[gamekeeper]

Excellent...

[Pete44ru]

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

ROTFLMAO ! ! - I'm soooooo ready for the horn conversion. .



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[JerryB]

We all had a good laff with these, I'll print it off for my pastor for Sunday morning.

[Paladin]

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

ROTFLMAO ! ! - I'm soooooo ready for the horn conversion. .



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+1

[rjohns94]

Very funny

[1894]

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

ROTFLMAO ! ! - I'm soooooo ready for the horn conversion. .



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+1

I made the change to that for the ring tone on my cell phone .

[Griff]

Yep, good'uns!!!

[earlmck]

I'm printing these off to pass around amongst the crew.