Another old cowboy joke...

[Larkbill]

OK, it's really a blond joke, but I'm entitled. I was blond until it turned white, and my wife was blond when I met her. In 7th grade.



An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'

[gamekeeper]

[Sixgun]

I can hear the baseball bat on the side of his head.---- ------6

[Old No7]

"An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels..."

Well, he might have been old, and blind, and quite possibly a few French Fries short of a Happy Meal -- but he sure had great taste in whiskey!!!!

Hope he lived to enjoy it!

Cheers!

Old No7

[plowboy 45]

That wuz a goodun

[Ysabel Kid]

[Griff]

I was expecting the other "blind" cowboy joke... and wondered how it could be cleaned up to used here...

[1894c]

WHACK...ouch...that was funny... :)

[piller]

All of you should realize that Old Cowboys don't retire, they just get de-ranged.

[Mescalero]

So..................................... that's what happened to me.

[piller]

So..................................... that's what happened to me.

[KiwiKev]

One of the blonds previously mentioned walks into a country and western watering hole and sits herself at the bar and orders a straight bourbon. She turns to cowboy next to her and says "Want to hear a joke about an old blind, slightly misogynistic cowboy?"

The next day when she gained consciousness with bits of bar stool in her hair she wondered why that joke went so horribly wrong.

It was not that they objected to the idea of a good blind cowboy joke but the foreign sounding word used to describe him.