joke - In the Alaskan Wildlands

[bdhold]

I've borrowed a few jokes from here to post on the cigar board, so here's one back.

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was driving along the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing jean shorts, Birkenstock sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah and MOLON LABE shirts came racing up. One quickly fired six .44 magnum slugs right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.

Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know jack about bear hunting! By the way, is our bait still alive or do we need to find another California tourist?"

[Blaine]

[hightime]

Thanks for the chuckle. LOL!

Owen

[3leggedturtle]

I tell ya when I went up to Prudhoe Bay I seemed to run into the liberal Kaliforners on every turn. I always wondered how many of them got stomped by a Moose or had a bear tear up their camp after leaving pots and pans full of grease laying around.