HUMOR - missing hubby

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edsguns
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HUMOR - missing hubby

Post by edsguns »

MISSING HUSBAND ALERT........

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"



The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back in the house.



She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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Post by AndyM »

TOO FUNNY...
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Post by Ysabel Kid »

Poor Rick... he went too early...

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Post by awp101 »

Note to self... :shock:
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain

Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13

Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
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Post by RIHMFIRE »

good one :lol: :lol:
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