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gcs · Post by **gcs** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:07 pm

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:19 pm

505stevec · Post by **505stevec** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:49 pm

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:08 pm

That's funny. Ya don't have to go to Mass to find a Lib. The dang things are every where.

handirifle · Post by **handirifle** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:36 pm

My son followed his girlfriend to Mass so she can go to law school. I gotta send him this one!!

That's just plain funny.

Jarhead · Post by **Jarhead** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:54 pm

What a great idea...

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:12 pm

ROFL.

joachim slim · Post by **joachim slim** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:14 pm

so...this is ok and doesnt offend anyone. even though they are useing an individual with human rights for bait. is this one going to be blocked? (just being the devils advocate) i seen the wetback game and thought it was funny also.

Jarhead · Post by **Jarhead** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:34 pm

JReed wrote:ROFL.

Get Some! Semper Fi! Brother....

HUMOR - Grizzly hunting

HUMOR - Grizzly hunting