OT - Humor - Annoying people on airplanes

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:06 am

I wish I had seen this e-mail 1/2 a month ago. Was on a plane to Houston, and the guy next to me didn't shut up the entire trip!

When you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if you are praying

6. Then run this screen. http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

gundownunder · Post by **gundownunder** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:12 am

and hope the bloke in the seat behind you isn't a sky marshall, cause a 9mm slug in the back of your head will spoil your whole flight

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:13 am

gundownunder wrote:and hope the bloke in the seat behind you isn't a sky marshall, cause a 9mm slug in the back of your head will spoil your whole flight

True - but at least I wouldn't have to listen to the annoying slug beside me!!!

Gobblerforge · Post by **Gobblerforge** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:17 am

That's really really bad. I about spit up my coffee trying not to laugh and wake up the grandson. I wouldn't have the courage to do that on a plane, but just as a general prank, oh yea.
Thanks Kid.
Gobbler

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:38 am

All in jest. The TSA has no sense of humor. If you really did this, you'd regret it BIG TIME (by perhaps doing TIME).

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:28 am

I posted that here about a year ago and they called me everything but a child of God. watch out.

Rusty <><

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:23 am

Kid, pretty good, but I sure would not want to test it out. As far as your "little buddy on your shoulder" on the Houston flight, do as I do. "Hey buddy, shut the **** up!

Nothing is more annoying that some jerk who wants to yak (usually about himself) at a time when your mind is consummed of things you have to do, or you just want to take a break after finishing up a stressful situation. If they have no consideration, neither do I.

Another thing that works really good is when they start talking, just crank your butt up a bit right towards them and fanny burp. Then jump up real fast and condemm the filthy slob in front of the other passengers. He will be so flabergasted, he won't know what to do. Who cares, you will never see him again. Plus, you will have a good story to tell your friends!

---------------------Sixgun

KirkD · Post by **KirkD** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:29 am

Sixgun wrote:Another thing that works really good is when they start talking, just crank your butt up a bit right towards them and fanny burp. Then jump up real fast and condemm the filthy slob in front of the other passengers. He will be so flabergasted, he won't know what to do. Who cares, you will never see him again. Plus, you will have a good story to tell your friends! ---------------------Sixgun

... and if you really want to delivers some 'punch' in the method described above, eat lots of fried onions an hour or two before the flight. The 'talker' won't be merely flabbergasted, he'll be afraid to take a breath. Remember, 'use enough gun'.

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:40 am

KirkD wrote:
Sixgun wrote:Another thing that works really good is when they start talking, just crank your butt up a bit right towards them and fanny burp. Then jump up real fast and condemm the filthy slob in front of the other passengers. He will be so flabergasted, he won't know what to do. Who cares, you will never see him again. Plus, you will have a good story to tell your friends! ---------------------Sixgun
... and if you really want to delivers some 'punch' in the method described above, eat lots of fried onions an hour or two before the flight. The 'talker' won't be merely flabbergasted, he'll be afraid to take a breath. Remember, 'use enough gun'.

Nothin' like a good laugh!

Kirk, BTW, If I run into a nice 44 Russian tomorrow, I'll get the contact info for 'ya. I can tell good stuff from junk.----------Sixgun