Humor - A little girl's fire truck

[Ysabel Kid]

I can think of a couple of you who will enjoy this...

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A little girl's fire truck

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter' s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster..."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

[Andrew]

That's gonna be my kid in a few years.

[geobru]

Only a child could ever get away with saying that!

[SmokeEater2]

Now I know how to rig a back-up siren if we ever need one.

[piller]

I sure don't want to be the one to untie that cat. It will probably come totally unglued and go buzzsaw on whoever helps him.

[Blaine]

I'm one......

[gamekeeper]

[J Miller]

Sounds like something my wife would do. Only the rope would be around the dogs testicles and the cat would be on the dogs back with all claws out.

Joe

[AJMD429]

I guess it's time once again for my favorite instruction manual.......

How To Wash The Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so
that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be
quite effective.

6. Don’t worry about the noises you year. Kitty is actually enjoying the attention, and will be grateful for the thorough yet gentle cleansing.

7. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog

[TedH]

Good one!

[44magHunter]

I guess it's time once again for my favorite instruction manual.......

How To Wash The Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so
that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be
quite effective.

6. Don’t worry about the noises you year. Kitty is actually enjoying the attention, and will be grateful for the thorough yet gentle cleansing.

7. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog