Final installment... for now!
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. (this is my plan!)
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
Old age is when your knees buckle and your belt won't.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
THE SENILITY PRAYER:
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
Humor - Elderly gentleman, part XII
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Re: Humor - Elderly gentleman, part XII
LOVE THE PRAYER
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Re: Humor - Elderly gentleman, part XII
Eating till the wrinkles fill out causes the knees to buckle when the belt won't. Don't ask how I know this.Ysabel Kid wrote:Final installment... for now!
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. (this is my plan!)
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
Old age is when your knees buckle and your belt won't.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
THE SENILITY PRAYER:
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
I do like that prayer though.
Joe
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Re: Humor - Elderly gentleman, part XII
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................