ya gota love tha Irish

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colo native
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ya gota love tha Irish

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McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time
removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the
Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done,
"what was that all about?"
"Nothin', said the Irishman, "me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
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GEOFF
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Now that is what I'd call an "opportunist"!!!

Good one! Thanks for the humor!

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Good one.
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Ah, yes, a good Irishman. Killing two birds with one stone. And he can also tell his lovely wife that the olives were free! :D
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The reason God invented whiskey was to keep the Irish from conquering the world.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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A frenchman...a german..and an Irishman
walk into a saloon...
Thay all order a shot of whisky....
and the frenchmans shot had a fly in it...
and said he cant drink that....
The german quickly swats the fly of the shot...
and drinks it down...
The Irishman grabs the fly, turns it upside down
and says
Spit it out! Spit it out!

God created whisky so the Irish cant rule the world!

From Tom Sellecks Crossfire Trail
Watched it a couple days ago.....Great movie
LETS GO SHOOT'N BOYS
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