The bartender says to the Rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The Rabbit replied, "I don't know. I'm here because of auto-correct."
A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
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Re: A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
Yep, that auto-correct....thanks!
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Re: A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
The shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit…or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit…or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit.”
The shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit…or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit…or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit.”
Re: A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
The man who invented autocorrect has died. His Funnel is Thirsty.
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Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
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Re: A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
Okay, where is Blaine?