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SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you.
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you.
SIGN ON A BLINDS & CURTAINS TRUCK: Blind man driving.
SIGN AT A GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
SIGN IN A PODIATRIST'S OFFICE: "Time wounds all heels.
SIGN ON A SEWAGE TRUCK: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
SIGN AT AN OPTROMITIST'S OFFICE: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place".
SIGNS ON PLUMBER'S TRUCKS:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
"Don't sleep with a drip - Call your plumber".
SIGN AT A MILWAUKEE TIRE SHOP: "Invite us to your next blowout.
SIGN ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK: "Let us remove your shorts.
A NON-SMOKING AREA SIGN: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
A MATERNITY ROOM DOOR SIGN: "Push. Push. Push."
SIGN AT A CAR DEALERSHIP: "The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.
SIGN OUTSIDE A MUFFLER SHOP: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
SIGN IN A VETERINARIAN'S OFFICE: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
SIGN AT A LOCAL ELECTRIC COMPANY:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."
A RESTAURANT WINDOW SIGN: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
A FUNERAL HOME SIGN: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.
PROPANE FILL STATION SIGN: "Thank Heaven for little grills.
SIGN INSIDE A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak.
And the best one for last:
ON ANOTHER SEWAGE TRUCK:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Puns From The Past
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Puns From The Past
Last edited by Pete44ru on Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:19 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Re: Puns From The Past
Those are pretty good! Here's one more for your list.
On the bumper sticker of a hillbilly's truck: Illiterate? Write for help.
On the bumper sticker of a hillbilly's truck: Illiterate? Write for help.
Re: Puns From The Past
Those are all good.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: Puns From The Past
Sign above the toilet at my friend’s sign shop:
We aim to please
You aim too please.
We aim to please
You aim too please.
Kind regards,
Tycer
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Re: Puns From The Past
Sign from my Dad's lock shop...
"Our Credit Manager is Helene Waite...
If you want credit, GO TO HELENE ......."
Old No7
"Our Credit Manager is Helene Waite...
If you want credit, GO TO HELENE ......."
Old No7
"Freedom and the Second Amendment... One cannot exist without the other." © 2000 DTH
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Re: Puns From The Past
Another for the Septic Truck:
We're #1 in the #2 business!….
We're #1 in the #2 business!….
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Re: Puns From The Past
On a water well truck:
Need a drilling? I’m a willing! Todd/3leg
Need a drilling? I’m a willing! Todd/3leg
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
Re: Puns From The Past
Psychic Wanted: You know where to apply.
bob
bob