Try Swishing with Water...................
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Try Swishing with Water...................
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Old No7
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: 'What's the problem?'
The woman says: 'Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.'
The Doctor says: 'I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband
is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish, and swish some more, but don't swallow it
until he either leaves the room or calms down.'
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: 'Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?'
The Doctor says: 'Well, the water itself does nothing...'
'It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!!!'
Old No7
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: 'What's the problem?'
The woman says: 'Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.'
The Doctor says: 'I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband
is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish, and swish some more, but don't swallow it
until he either leaves the room or calms down.'
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: 'Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?'
The Doctor says: 'Well, the water itself does nothing...'
'It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!!!'
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Re: Try Swishing with Water...................
That would do it!...
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Brilliant... Now for phase 2... swish BEFORE you drive him stir...
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Re: Try Swishing with Water...................
Okay fellas - I'm going tell my wife this one.
If you never hear from me again, you'll know what happened!
If you never hear from me again, you'll know what happened!
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Re: Try Swishing with Water...................
I let my wife read this.... She's upset and now hates all of you. Sorry about that. Good news though, she's hated me for the last twenty-six years and I've survived, so there is hope for you guys.
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SargeMarlin wrote:I let my wife read this.... She's upset and now hates all of you. Sorry about that. Good news though, she's hated me for the last twenty-six years and I've survived, so there is hope for you guys.
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Re: Try Swishing with Water...................
It's not every day that I take great satisfaction in a clean joke.......you know, we union guys have the nastiest ones.............
I always have believed you can learn something from anything, so here goes........
When the wife starts badmouthing you for all of the millions of things we guys do wrong, do the same thing....take a drink of water and start swishing........on an on......until she shuts up..........then spit it out on the floor..........................she will be bewildered at your actions........then you just calmly say.........nothing.......... and walk away.
Never explain why you are doing this.........just swish and spit.
It's kinda like training a dog...........for every action, there's the same reaction. It might get us boys a bit of peace.-------6
I always have believed you can learn something from anything, so here goes........
When the wife starts badmouthing you for all of the millions of things we guys do wrong, do the same thing....take a drink of water and start swishing........on an on......until she shuts up..........then spit it out on the floor..........................she will be bewildered at your actions........then you just calmly say.........nothing.......... and walk away.
Never explain why you are doing this.........just swish and spit.
It's kinda like training a dog...........for every action, there's the same reaction. It might get us boys a bit of peace.-------6
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The reason they marry you is because they hate you...SargeMarlin wrote:I let my wife read this.... She's upset and now hates all of you. Sorry about that. Good news though, she's hated me for the last twenty-six years and I've survived, so there is hope for you guys.
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Re: Try Swishing with Water...................
Never pass up a good chance to just shut up.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
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Re: Try Swishing with Water...................
Six,
You gotta let us know how this works out for you!
Cat
You gotta let us know how this works out for you!
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AJMD429 wrote:The reason they marry you is because they hate you...SargeMarlin wrote:I let my wife read this.... She's upset and now hates all of you. Sorry about that. Good news though, she's hated me for the last twenty-six years and I've survived, so there is hope for you guys.
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C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
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Old Ironsights wrote:AJMD429 wrote:The reason they marry you is because they hate you...SargeMarlin wrote:I let my wife read this.... She's upset and now hates all of you. Sorry about that. Good news though, she's hated me for the last twenty-six years and I've survived, so there is hope for you guys.
Re: Try Swishing with Water...................
Ahhh, marriage , that wonderful time when you find that very special person that you want to....AJMD429 wrote:The reason they marry you is because they hate you...SargeMarlin wrote:I let my wife read this.... She's upset and now hates all of you. Sorry about that. Good news though, she's hated me for the last twenty-six years and I've survived, so there is hope for you guys.
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