Making the rounds
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Making the rounds
I got a chuckle out of most of these:
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. – W.H. Auden
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by looking at her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If you find one what's your plan?
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. – W.H. Auden
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by looking at her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If you find one what's your plan?
Re: Making the rounds
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- Advanced Levergunner
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Re: Making the rounds
Good one!
Re: Making the rounds
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Re: Making the rounds
Excellent...
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
Re: Making the rounds
Bill in Oregon wrote:
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
ROTFLMAO ! ! - I'm soooooo ready for the horn conversion. .
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- Advanced Levergunner
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Re: Making the rounds
We all had a good laff with these, I'll print it off for my pastor for Sunday morning.
JerryB II Corinthians 3:17, Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.
JOSHUA 24:15
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- Paladin
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Re: Making the rounds
+1Pete44ru wrote:Bill in Oregon wrote:
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
ROTFLMAO ! ! - I'm soooooo ready for the horn conversion. .
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It is not the critic who counts
Re: Making the rounds
Very funny
Mike Johnson,
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
Re: Making the rounds
I made the change to that for the ring tone on my cell phone .Paladin wrote:+1Pete44ru wrote:Bill in Oregon wrote:
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
ROTFLMAO ! ! - I'm soooooo ready for the horn conversion. .
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Phil
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Re: Making the rounds
Yep, good'uns!!!
Griff,
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GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
SASS/CMSA #93
NRA Patron
GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
- earlmck
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Re: Making the rounds
I'm printing these off to pass around amongst the crew.
The greatest patriot...
is he who heals the most gullies. Patrick Henry
is he who heals the most gullies. Patrick Henry