HUMOR: Beer contains female hormones!

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HUMOR: Beer contains female hormones!

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Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.



Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.


The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .


To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :


1.) Argued over nothing.
2.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3.) Gained weight.
4.) Talked excessively without making sense.
5.) Became overly emotional.
6.) Couldn't drive.
7.) Failed to think rationally.
8.) Had to sit down while urinating.



No further testing was considered necessary. :shock:


Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! :wink:
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I concur. I have duplicated this research and my findings are identical. :lol:
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Yeah, but at least I don't put my magazine in backwards! :wink:
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Oh man OI, I'm gonna get a lump on the back of my head.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Hilirious!
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it's funny because it's true. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Thanks for the laughs
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I'm single, and I have just enough grey matter left to not touch this one!
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Post by Jaguarundi »

Well can't argue with that research study results.Concur from personal experience. :lol:
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Post by gamekeeper »

claybob86 wrote:I concur. I have duplicated this research and my findings are identical. :lol:
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Post by tman »

this subject should br taken seriously. looks like i'll have to skip work todayand test this theroy myself.
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Post by TedH »

That's great! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ysabel Kid »

Egads, it all makes perfect sense now! :shock:
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Post by JReed »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tman »

chickened out this morning. could not find a saloon open at 5:30 am . along the way to work. but deciced to bear down and do my civic duty, am heading out to bar shortly, to test out this therory. girl friend will meet me there to help conduct research. wish me luck.
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Post by tman »

made it back from bar. girlfriend followed. will do more sceintified resource. so for the therory isnt holding up.
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Post by tman »

CONCLUSION; beer is good. you will still like women. life is good. if any further testing is needed let me know.
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