He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said: 'You died in your sleep, Don.'
Don was stunned. 'I'm dead?
No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'St. Peter said: 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that's as a chicken.'
Don was devastated, but begged St. Peter anyway, to send him to a farm near his home........
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past - 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Don the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Don.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Don the hen was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard................
"Don, wake up! You just pooped the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!
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