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Chuck 100 yd
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HUMOR - Good one!!!

Post by Chuck 100 yd »

ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING :

Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall

My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He
approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs."
:D :D :D
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Post by JReed »

ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: . Even my wife liked that one.
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Post by cnjarvis »

Bet that's MOST grandpas! :wink: :twisted:
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Post by Rusty »

They pick up on that stuff early don't they?

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Post by homefront »

Gotta raise 'em right! :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Borregos »

Got me :!: :!: :D :D
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Post by Ysabel Kid »

I didn't know I was a grandpa?!?
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Post by brucew44guns »

We cut our teeth on 45 caliber pistols, then big bore rifles, pretty soon everything has to be BIG,-----thankfully. Long live grandpas.
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Post by dr walker »

lol
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Post by Pete44ru »

They're sooooo cute - when they're little ! :mrgreen:
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:D
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Post by Hobie »

I've had my share of Crown Royal but the boy doesn't know about that. I have to wonder if he's picked up on the other... :o :oops:
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Post by canonsix »

From the mouths of babes, :lol: Doug
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Post by RIHMFIRE »

THATS GREAT!
I'm not there yet.....
but i seem to like the same thing....Well at least....
BUDWIESER and women with big boobs."
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Post by piller »

Sounds like smart grandkid.
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