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OT - If You Shave Your Bear...

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... it will probably look like this. Gotta be the strangest thing I've ever seen... :shock:
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Vets baffled by bald bears with mystery condition (link)

You'd have thought a fur coat would have been the ultimate bear necessity.

But not for the unfortunate Dolores who has lost all her body hair and has just been left with a few tufts around her head.

Vets have been left baffled by the condition of the bespectacled bear, who lives at a zoo in Leipzig.

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And Dolores isn't the only one. The sudden hair loss has affected all female bears at the zoo.

Some experts believe it could be due to a genetic defect though the animals do not seem to be suffering from any other affliction.

The bears, which originate from South America, normally have fluffy dark brown fur and would now be growing a thicker fur coat to keep warm during the winter.

But instead they have developed nasty rashes and inflammations on their skin.

Unfortunately for the bears, their lack of hair has been pulling in the crowds who want to see want to see the wrinkly animals.

Hopefully the zoo will be turning up the heat in their enclosure.
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
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She looks powerfully unhappy.

At least it doesn't take Dolores long to do her hair before the tourists arrive.
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A biological anomoly,
such things are the probable cause of " monster legends "
The need for for sound, logical research, has never been more important.
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mescalero1 wrote:A biological anomoly,
such things are the probable cause of " monster legends "
The need for for sound, logical research, has never been more important.
Como el Chupacabra??

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No Don Tomas,
I am a skeptic.
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Proof of Global Warming! :roll:
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I feel very sorry for the Bear, it's bad enough being locked in a zoo, without loosing all your fur as well! :oops: Maybe stress has something to do with it.
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It will look like Nancy Pelosi

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Looks like Nancy Pelosi
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NonPCnraRN wrote:Proof of Global Warming! :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It will surely be on Gore's next "documentary" and win him a prize.
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Mange?
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Looks like a big Freakin RAT without a tail!

Poor ***! :o
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Obviously just another Conservative shocked and in despair over last November's Election. I look about the same actually! :mrgreen:
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Either the result of captivity,... or, the first sign of another great south american disease yet to be our next pandemic! :shock:
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Actually if my EX had her way that would be me!!!!!

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Tycer wrote:Looks like Nancy Pelosi

Poor critter, but she looks better than Nancy Pelosi :D

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Tycer wrote:Looks like Nancy Pelosi
The bear is better looking!
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does look like a big tailess rat.

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76/444 wrote:Either the result of captivity,... or, the first sign of another great south american disease yet to be our next pandemic! :shock:
Now now...

If the Zoo had been in China and the bear was Ling Ling, THEN it might be a pandamic... :mrgreen:
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Well the cure is in. My wife the nurse says it's most likely a lack of some vitamin or mineral they they get in their native habitat that they aren't getting in the zoo.
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Uh oh! It looks likes the Germans are renewing their eugenics research.

Not long ago I saw a video of a German chimpanzee that walked upright like a man and now they have a bear that is naked like a man. Not surprising as bears have long been described as 'the beast that walks like man'.
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I'm sure all the male bears are nauseous now that they've finally uncovered the truth. :o

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I'd be willing to bet it's an allergic reaction to something they're being exposed to at the zoo. My dog started losing her fur, and the vet determined that she was allergic to something. After some anti-histamines and a steroid, she's fully clothed again and greatly relieved. :wink:

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