Humor --- Alabama boys

[alnitak]

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta , and
they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00
each, pants $2.50 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe , Look here! We could buy a
whole gob of these, take 'em back to Muscle Shoals , sell 'em to our
friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear
your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff
to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is
from Alabama ..."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl,
"I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00
each, 50 pairs of them there pants at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup
and...."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from North Alabama, ain' t ya?

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."

[piller]

[TedH]

[kimwcook]

My partner's from Florida, so I changed the state the boys were from to Florida. We'll see what he says.

[milton]

That's just not right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pokey]

when i lived in montana, we told jokes like that about folks from north dakota.


regional i guess.

[Ysabel Kid]

What's a "dry cleaner"?

[AJMD429]

when i lived in montana, we told jokes like that about folks from north dakota.

I think there's an official 'atlas of humor' somewhere that specifies which states get to make fun of which other ones. If not, there should be, complete with diagrams, arrows, and explanations...!

[El Chivo]

proof that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama...if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush...

[fordwannabe]

Oh my I haven't heard a good North Dakota joke since I moved away from Montana in the late 1980's, but I hear a bunch of New Jersey jokes now! Tom

[cowboykell]

Did you hear about the skirmish between Montana and North Dakota? Those MT boys were throwing sticks of dynamite across the border at the ND boys. The ND boys were lighting the fuse and throwing them back.