The Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was
caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued
to explain.'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind
of idiot put him up there to begin with'.
OT - Humor
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OT - Humor
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For ever and ever AMEN.
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Heard it back several months ago, and everything I have seen since has convinced me that that is the truth.
D. Brian Casady
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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I also can't help but wonder how long he'll muddle around up there before he falls off?!!
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