HUMOR - TX Sheriff Job Interview
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HUMOR - TX Sheriff Job Interview
A man, seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department, is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'
'Why the rabbit?'
'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'
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The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'
'Why the rabbit?'
'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'
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Re: OT: (Humor) TX Sheriff Job Interview
When do I start? ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
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6 seems like such a small #, it must have been a revolver! ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: OT: (Humor) TX Sheriff Job Interview
Must mean he has to find six illegal aliens who are Muslim extremists and meth dealers; one bullet for each. I suppose one of them would have to be holding the rabbit...horsesoldier03 wrote:6 seems like such a small #, it must have been a revolver!
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Re: HUMOR - TX Sheriff Job Interview
I got it, when do I start
Wifie said ......... I don't get it ....
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[6 seems like such a small #, it must have been a revolver!]
[ six illegal aliens]
[ six meth dealers]
[ six Muslim extremists]
[ & A rabbit.]
Unless............... there's some 19-shot service pistol, I can't recall.![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
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[ six illegal aliens]
[ six meth dealers]
[ six Muslim extremists]
[ & A rabbit.]
Unless............... there's some 19-shot service pistol, I can't recall.
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Re: HUMOR - TX Sheriff Job Interview
Did I notice a 6-6-6 in that joke, or am I just reading too much into it?
Seriously, why the rabbit, what did it do?
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Re: HUMOR - TX Sheriff Job Interview
See? That's why y'all ain't sheriffs!
A cop knows that a gun can be used more than once - it's called reloading!
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Am I strange because I didn't question the rabbit?
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Re: HUMOR - TX Sheriff Job Interview
Good one:lol:
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