A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a
wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see you do it."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, dumb butt, get in."
Construction Joke
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Construction Joke
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Good one
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Re: Construction Joke
Oh, that's good... And there's a young dumba** at work who is just begging for this treatment!!!
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Now if I can only figure out a way to explain having a wheelbarrow handy in the office.........
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Now if I can only figure out a way to explain having a wheelbarrow handy in the office.........
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Old age and treachery beat youth and enthusiasm every time! LOL
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