I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They are plentiful, and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so that they have to go home to spend it.
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Old Ironsights
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My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegals, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU and others, I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gasoline AND illegal immigrant problems:
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They are plentiful, and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so that they have to go home to spend it.
I love it when a plan comes together.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They are plentiful, and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so that they have to go home to spend it.
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
Re: HUMOR/POLITICS
OH, YEAH ! ! ! 
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Mike Johnson,
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
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"From birth 'til death...we travel between the eternities." -- Print Ritter in Broken Trail
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Oz n bolivia
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Re: HUMOR/POLITICS
Best solution I've heard of yet.
Maybe not allowing the illegals to have Dollars and paying in pesos will stop the out flow of dollars and start the out flow of illegals. Maybe the people could print pesos like the people here print dollars then maybe that would aid the lack of pesos in the USA.
Oz
Maybe not allowing the illegals to have Dollars and paying in pesos will stop the out flow of dollars and start the out flow of illegals. Maybe the people could print pesos like the people here print dollars then maybe that would aid the lack of pesos in the USA.
Oz
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He stated that the way I feel.
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Robert Smyth
He stated that the way I feel.
Knowledge is all we do, see, touch, hear, read. What we do with that knowledge shows our wisdom.
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Andrew
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Re: HUMOR/POLITICS
I'll have to get that plan a going!
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Hmmm-poor humor concerning people in a bad situation because of past and present disregard of the law.
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Andrew
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Umm- no, no and no.L8agin wrote:Hmmm-poor humor concerning people in a bad situation because of past and present disregard of the law.