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The 28th Amendment - this is HILARIOUOS...!

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https://www.michaelmoore.com/p/the-28th-amendment

The fact that Democrats like Moore live in such a fantasy-world is hilarious, although it is also disturbing, because they vote... :|

XXVIII AMENDMENT

SECTION 1.
The inalienable right of a free people to be kept safe from gun violence and the fear thereof must not be infringed and shall be protected by the Congress and the States. This Amendment thus repeals and replaces the Second Amendment.

SECTION 2.
Congress shall create a mandatory system of firearm registration and licensing for the following limited purposes: (a) licensed hunters of game; (b) licensed ranges for the sport of target shooting; and (c) for the few who can demonstrate a special need for personal protection.

All who seek a firearm will undergo a strict vetting process with a thorough background check, including the written and confidential approval of family members, spouses and ex-spouses and/or partners and ex-partners, co-workers and neighbors. A mental health check will also be required. There will be a waiting period of one month to complete the full background check.

SECTION 3.
Those who meet all the requirements for the restricted gun owners groups and successfully pass the background check must take a firearms safety class and pass a written test on an annual basis.

SECTION 4.
The minimum age for the restricted groups who can own a firearm is 25 years old. Renewal and review of the firearms license will occur on an annual basis.
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SECTION 5.
Congress will stipulate and continually update the limited list of approved firearms for civilian use, including weapons in the future that are not yet invented. The following firearms are heretofore banned:

• All automatic and semi-automatic weapons and all devices which can enable a single-shot gun to fire automatically or semi-automatically;

• Any weapon that can hold more than six bullets or rounds at a time or any magazine that holds more than six bullets;

• All guns made of plastic or any homemade equipment and machinery or a 3D printer that can make a gun or weapon that can take a human life.

SECTION 6.
Congress shall regulate all ammunition, capacity of ammunition, the storage of guns, gun locks, gun sights, body armor and the sale and distribution of such items. No weapons of any kind whose sole intention is the premeditated elimination of human life are considered legal. Congress may create future restrictions as this amendment specifically does not grant any American the “right” to own any weapon.

SECTION 7.
Police who are trained and vetted to use firearms shall be subject to comprehensive and continuous monitoring and shall be dismissed if found to exhibit any racist or violent behavior.

SECTION 8.
Persons already owning any of the above banned firearms, and who do not fall into the legal groups of restricted firearms owners, will have one month from the ratification of this Amendment to turn in their firearms for destruction by local law enforcement. These local authorities may organize a gun buy-back program to assist in this effort.

(The above constitutional amendment was written by Michael Moore of Michigan and presented to the 117th United States Congress on July 11, 2022)


I would propose we also have a 29th Amendment:

XXIX AMENDMENT
 

SECTION 1. 
The inalienable right of a free people to be kept safe from dangerous ideas and the fear thereof must not be infringed and shall be protected by the Congress and the States. This Amendment thus repeals and replaces the First Amendment.

SECTION 2. 
Congress shall create a mandatory system of book registration and licensing for the following limited purposes: (a) licensed journalists; (b) licensed bingo and crossword game facilities; and (c) for the few who can demonstrate a special need for writing documents. 

All who seek to write or possess documents will undergo a strict vetting process with a thorough background check, including the written and confidential approval of family members, spouses and ex-spouses and/or partners and ex-partners, co-workers and neighbors. A mental health check will also be required. There will be a waiting period of one month to complete the full background check. 

SECTION 3. 
Those who meet all the requirements for the restricted book owner groups and successfully pass the background check must take a language and writing class and pass a written test on an annual basis. 

SECTION 4. 
The minimum age for the restricted groups who can own books is 25 years old. Renewal and review of the literature license will occur on an annual basis. 
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SECTION 5. 
Congress will stipulate and continually update the limited list of approved books for civilian use, including books in the future that are not yet written . The following books are heretofore banned:

  • All books with multi-color illustrations or tables exceeding ten rows or columns in size;

   • Any book with more than 5,000 total words;

   • All books written on ordinary paper and any printers capable of creating a book using ordinary paper.

SECTION 6. 
Congress shall regulate all written or recorded material, and any material deemed potentially harmful to government or citizen shall be banned. Congress may create future restrictions as this amendment specifically does not grant any American the “right” to own any written or recorded material.  

SECTION 7. 
Journalists allowed by the government to produce written or recorded material shall be subject to comprehensive and continuous monitoring and shall be dismissed if found to exhibit any racist or violent behavior.

SECTION 8. 
Persons already owning any of the above banned written or recorded material, or equipment capable of producing same, and who do not fall into the legal groups of restricted firearms owners, will have one month from the ratification of this Amendment to turn in their material for destruction by local law enforcement. These local authorities may organize a lilterature buy-back program to assist in this effort.

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30TH Amendment: It's All Good. Go for it.
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They have no plans to amend the Constitution. They intend to do away with it entirely. Slaves don’t need rights or any say in how things are run.
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The Second Civil War would start the day it passed. And the right side would have most of the guns! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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You can safely bet that that 28th Amendment is in someone's pending tray..... :evil:
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