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From the old GUNS MAGAZINE in 1957

Seems it was about midnight when a butler awakened a wealthy British sportsman and told him, "There are noises downstairs, sir."
"Are you quite sure?" yawned the sportsman.
"Yes, sir." . ..... -
"Burglars, perhaps?" .-.'.
"It would seem so, sir."
"Oh, very well," sighed the sportsman. "Fetch me my gray tweeds and my gun."
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:lol: Yes I read that too and I have known a few that would say something similar.... :lol:

Did you read about the two rookie cops and the burglars..... :shock:
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gamekeeper wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 3:53 pm Did you read about the two rookie cops and the burglars..... :shock:
I sent it to friend who a long-time cop ... he said, "Not surprising." :roll:
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I had a friend who was married to an Englishman. They lived in Arizona. One day we 3 were going someplace and I said, "Hey, I have a joke from England." to which she replied, "So do I." He did not seem amused.

The joke:

Archibald the butler is helping Sir Percival into his Rolls when at that moment a pigeon flying by drops big splotch of white on Sir Percival's bowler hat.
Archibald says, "Just a minute Sir Percival. I'll pop inside and get a piece of toilet paper"
Sir Percival replies, "Don't be daft man! By the time you get back here that bloody pigeon will be halfway to London!"
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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