From the old GUNS MAGAZINE in 1957
Seems it was about midnight when a butler awakened a wealthy British sportsman and told him, "There are noises downstairs, sir."
"Are you quite sure?" yawned the sportsman.
"Yes, sir." . ..... -
"Burglars, perhaps?" .-.'.
"It would seem so, sir."
"Oh, very well," sighed the sportsman. "Fetch me my gray tweeds and my gun."
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Yes I read that too and I have known a few that would say something similar....
Did you read about the two rookie cops and the burglars.....
Did you read about the two rookie cops and the burglars.....
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.
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I sent it to friend who a long-time cop ... he said, "Not surprising."gamekeeper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 3:53 pm Did you read about the two rookie cops and the burglars.....
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I had a friend who was married to an Englishman. They lived in Arizona. One day we 3 were going someplace and I said, "Hey, I have a joke from England." to which she replied, "So do I." He did not seem amused.
The joke:
Archibald the butler is helping Sir Percival into his Rolls when at that moment a pigeon flying by drops big splotch of white on Sir Percival's bowler hat.
Archibald says, "Just a minute Sir Percival. I'll pop inside and get a piece of toilet paper"
Sir Percival replies, "Don't be daft man! By the time you get back here that bloody pigeon will be halfway to London!"
The joke:
Archibald the butler is helping Sir Percival into his Rolls when at that moment a pigeon flying by drops big splotch of white on Sir Percival's bowler hat.
Archibald says, "Just a minute Sir Percival. I'll pop inside and get a piece of toilet paper"
Sir Percival replies, "Don't be daft man! By the time you get back here that bloody pigeon will be halfway to London!"
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If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.